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Halo~~~

hello,yao????
yao ooo?!!??
where r u????
Yao: ur mom!!!!!
Me: my dad????

Wei~~~christine......
Christine: ..............
Me: wei wei wei wei wei wei !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christine: ..............
Me: I love U.......
Christine: ..............
Telephone service:Christine is busy now,please leave ur voice message after a "du"~~~ sound..........
Du!!!!!!!
Me: ................I hate u.....

Lun!!!!!!!
where u go???!!
Lun: get lost get lost!!!!
Me: ????T.T

Hung.......
go where???
Hung: diamlah!!!!!
Me: haiz,no love me liao......=(

Jie~~~~
have coconut for me???
Jie: Shut up lah,no coconut liao!!!!!
Me: then...what should i eat???
Jie: eat shit.....this ur problem....
Me: the taste of shit 怪怪 de...

Who can give me some respond>>>???
神啊神啊
Sern: Hm??? who call me???
Me: ah~~~Finally,finally,have someone respond me~~~Oh wo~~~
Sern: I am god,I can fill up 3 wishes for u..
Me:wah!!!!so good!!!!
Erm~~~I want yao they all faster back
Aaaa~~~I dun want eat shit
Hmm~~~I want more 3 wishes,wahahaha
Sern: Mmm....
1st wish>Yao they all will come back on sunday,wait bah.....
2nd wish>I will protect u in order to not let u eat shit,relax relax...
3rd wish>Erm....U~~~u~~U~~u~,EAT SHIT LAH!!!!!!!!!!!
KNOCK!!!!.....du....dudu.....du..du
Me: .......................he close the phone liao......

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