Saturday, May 30, 2009

Boring Life Find Me Again......

Although now is holiday,but i feel no so happy,cuz too boring.


Ai go Thailand,

Christine cant eat cucumber and think bout ??? all the time,

Hung go Johor n cook for him gold medal,

Kar yee go Genting Highland kao zai,

Jie go Penang sell coconut,

Lun go where leh,i dunnoe,

Pik go camp all the time,

Yao see the thing he just received from potatoman,

LJ maybe in travelling,

Sern's com rosak ady and he got camp.


OMG,Boring Life Find ME Again.........=(


Sienz.....halo elephant,u with me....?

Go Thailand can see this???


Friday, May 29, 2009

教师节的‘奇景’

一到学校,就只看见加鱼大姑和“钻石女”,淫佬、卖椰子的、神、肥佬、PORSCHE男,都还没来,难道今天就只我一个人吗??!



过后,加鱼大姑看见了,对他(神)又爱又恨的“老公???”飘过,但他的千里眼却发现不到我们,大姑就大声地叫:“杰神~~~~~~杰神~~~~~来啊来啊~~~”(好冷)还好神的顺风耳听到了大姑叫他,他才发现我们。



唉,PORSCHE男驾着他的车飞驰而过,走太快,看不见我们。神的千里眼恢复了,立刻发现到中医,我们便走去找淫佬。因为淫佬一定会跟中医买药地。路途中,PORSCHE男已经绕到我背后了,我都没发现到,难道他装了NITROUS和昂贵的TURBO?果然我们发现了淫佬。



下了战场,让耳朵受苦了1小时半,总算熬过了。还没结束!!?将军们要唱歌了,walao,不是挂?将军们准备show off他们的嗓子时,我和神又发现了奇景。



刚开始时,所有将军怕怕地,不敢唱歌,看见他们把麦传来传去,不久,将军们不知吃了什么药,一两个有胆了,准备高歌一曲。看见我的国语老师,嗯~~~,熊猫吧,她看起来很难受,生病吗?仔细观察下,原来她顶不顺将军们各种各样的香水味,古龙水啊,的味道,全部凑在一起,所产出的新产品味道,还是..............?



从HAWAII回来的将军站的地方犹如地中海,他的周围都是女将军,看他的脸上浮出了满足感,就懂他的感受了吧=) ,不必我多说咯。



:有没有发现是屎味的爸爸后面多了两个保镖啊?



喂,在战场上发现了一只虫虫勒,新品种的,想看吗?


-------就是这两只的合成体啦--------

They become ?????

右边这个图KUALITI不是很好,
sry。

Thursday, May 28, 2009

奇迹

今天早上一到学校,突然间我感到头上有怪怪的感觉,便把头“扭”上去看看,看见有三只乌鸦,从我头上飞过,却没有投下炸弹,我就知道今天会发生奇迹。是什么,我还不知道。


唉,过料PJ,就要上英文老师的节了,真sienz。要放假了,她“一定”会给我们任务地。可是Oral完了之后,他就失踪了,我就祈祷着她不要进班。


过后,神发现了她的Handbag留在班,他就说为什么其他老
师走到哪里就把Handbags拿到哪里,
可是她却敢把Handbag放在班上。
加鱼大姑一语惊醒梦中人,
“谁敢偷她的,那个人不知死啊”说的也是,谁不怕吸血鬼的就偷吧。

现在,我才知道奇迹是‘她没有给功课’,哇劳,真爽。

我要停了,因为耀和捷召唤我去玩DOTA了,
嘻嘻,下次见啦,BB。

阻我放假者.........滚一边去吧,我不打你。

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Yeee,吃燕窝,可是不是我!!!@_@

今天回到家,妈妈大人来电,说桌子上有一碗燕窝


我还期待着我终于可以再吃燕窝了,真好,哪知,她说,:“记得,给阿girl(狗母)吃‘一点’先,可能它怀孕了,还剩的你就吃完吧!”过后说了拜拜就挂电话。

Walau,我吓到了,给狗吃我才吃

世界第八奇迹耶,难道我真的是“野 狗”?!?!?!?!

还好,公狗对燕窝没有兴趣,但是母的越吃越爽,它真会吃,狗饼不吃,要吃好料!@_@


等我喂饱它后,还剩下3/4,够吃了,好过没有的吃。

这也难怪底,因为我妈妈太爱狗了。

唉,吃不够,下棋吧。

现代武侠世界


在我的班(大便班),细心注意,你会发现有很多卧虎藏龙,许多失传的惊世武功都可在这找到。

有两个迷路的武林小子,正是相依为命的我与‘神’,徘徊在这里时发现了许多‘形形色色’的东东。

半途中,遇见了加鱼大姑,所谓不打不相识,她很好意思地立刻使出狮子吼,势必要让我们爆耳膜,过后再让还没练成金铜护体的神享受‘10级铁砂掌’的滋味,我看见了当时的情形,拔腿就跑,嘻嘻,好汉不吃眼前亏,虽然相依为命,但是小命要紧,跑了再说。

唉,跑到一半,中途杀出肥屁屁。屁屁厉害咯,尽放无形箭,令我身心受伤害,精神也严重受创,因为内功差,我就这样消失在武林中了,万中无一的武林奇才就这样...........什么料,可惜可惜。另一方面,神则极力反抗,屁屁一来,神就无招架之

力,等待阎罗王请喝茶了。

这次,屁屁加强箭力,射进神的心,神说:“吾心真疼啊!”加鱼大姑假扮好姑娘,要把箭拔出来。一拔,血就恰似一江春水往东流。加鱼看了,再插回去,哪知她插错了,于是她又拔又插,神....就这样被‘’死了,虚幻世界的神就这样飘去喝茶了。

所以,来到大便班,记得带耳塞,穿上铁布衫,才能提高你的生存机率。

这是读华语的后‘愚’证,请别怀疑。

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

呼,休战了。


Wahaha,终于都考完试啦,虽然遍体鳞伤,当时打完战的感觉真好。

心中的弹药可以停止使用了,
脑里的记忆卡可以休息了,
手上的电池可以慢慢充电了,
炸药般的灵感可以丢掉了,
小小的眼睛可以闭上了(不是去世喔),
黑黑的计算机可以关电了。

反而,

如火一般玩乐的心情已经爆发了,
如水一般轻松的心情已经涌出了,
如风一般凉爽的心情已经吹来了,
如土一般平坦的心情已经稳定了,
如金一般灿烂的心情已经提炼了。

各位,小弟之所以会写着一篇短文,
是因为我读华语读到sot料,请别怀疑。

Monday, May 25, 2009

Finally

Good,

It's really good,

So~~~~~~~~~~Excellent,

Just one day,

afterwards,

we r goin to be 'FREE'.



n we can think bout Sunway loh.

想到就开心!!!!!!!

Wahahaha,play water >.<

Sunday, May 24, 2009

FAIL :{

i noe lah,i now everything fail,cuz i no put MORE effort on it ,and i am 'natural noob',so how,i still have to live.

我不及格华语,
Saya fail dalam bahasa Malaysia,
I fail in English,
Me,Aluminium fail in chemistry,
fail in bio,fail in physic,
no moral,no care bout sejarah of country,
die in PJ,dun noe what is sivik,

fail in dota,die in 墨湘,
kena scold bodoh,kena scold sohai,
kena dihalau,force me to leave game,

no home now,powerless in home,
bad relationship with my family,
this real,no water enter my mouth yesterday,
sleep only 5 hours,
want read sejarah pun suddenly sleep.


BUT, 你理得我吗?
I still alive, wahahaha.

Friday, May 22, 2009

问世间道德为何物?+ENGLISH Sub

今天考道德 , 为什么我们要考纸上的道德勒??

我问你,你有道德吗?
你问我,我是道德吗?

moral,,moral,moral.,
do u noe what is moral,
if u ask me what is moral,
i say can i eat this or no,
cuz when i sit for this exam,
my perut is cry n shout,
say papa i want eat,
i say that is nothing to eat,
it no peduli me n shout n shout,
i scold it i no food now,
点知它既刻反击,
在里边使出五雷轰顶,
兼分道扬镳,
仲学藤原拓海 飘移飘移,
令到我即刻举白旗,
叫它给我灵感做‘moral',
甘样无惊无险又一天啦!!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Scare~Scare

Today we fight for math and BI 2,
Math !/?..... haha,of course no problem, I win this war without any resistance,BUT,a physic-like question make my head 'big',but nvm lah,I glad that finally have one subjet that i sure it 100% will past.


BI 2,i scare scare leh,scare cant reach the mark that my BI teacher want,give her a nickname lah,white women or w.w
haiz,i dun noe what she want ectually,sometime she kind,so friendly. Sometimes like a monster,apa 道理 pun cant enter her ear,in that time,she just scold n scold,maybe she like to scold.

Haiz,when i can make her angry ,to kick me to another class,i'm very hope she say"u not a A class student",i hope so.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Hypercritical Client

Today,a client see myblog,he leave some complaint,[too short,man]
then,we start an argue.
U say too short I say long,
I say too short U say long,
U say I just like a shit,
I say u bitten by a bear,
U say a shit choose u as captain,
I say a genius choose shit as captain.
U ask me about basketball,
I ask u is this a round ball,
U tell me no be useless,
I tell u no be idiot.
U tell me how to get chatbox,
I tell u why I cannot sign up it,
U say u are dunno,
I say u are pura-pura.
U tell me click where click where,
I tell u press where press where,
U say boring I say study,
U say study I say boring,
U say fell in exam,
I say die in exam,
U tell me that i cant die cuz i have to exam,
I tell u that my soul will come back to exam.
Why this useless but excellent poem is produce out,u must ask an idiot who u think he is.
the conclusion of this poem , AWESOME

战败

唉,对add-math失去了很多信心,以后要努力了。是以后,以后再说。

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

今天打着战,东主休息xx天。

大大大家好,我是新的士兵,请多多,是多多,指教指教。
由于我忙于战争(考试),所以开门大吉关门大吉在同一天,请多多,对不起,是很多很多,愿意支持我byebye.